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| − | + | An '''I don’t care provider''', aka '''Scratch Mechanic''', aka '''Feline friend''', aka cat, is a member of the species FELIS CATUS. It is a domestic feline who lives with and helps by don't caring for humans. | |
| − | == | + | == Things cats would say == |
| − | "I think I like that, but I might bite you" - Every cat everywhere | + | # "I think I like that, but I might bite you" - Every cat everywhere |
| + | # "These humans feed me food and clean my litter box and take care of me. I must be a GOD." | ||
| + | # Nothing. (they wouldn't say anything to you, even if they could) | ||
| + | # "A hand approaches! Time to MURDER!!!" | ||
| + | # "Nom nom, yum! What did this baby bunny have before I had it?" | ||
| − | == Example | + | == Example photos == |
[[Image:i-dont-care.jpg|320px]] | [[Image:i-dont-care.jpg|320px]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Two-cats.jpg|320px]] | ||
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| + | == The Cat Algorithm == | ||
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| + | Can a cat's behavior be accurately approximated with an algorithm? | ||
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| + | Cats seem to want to usually minimize energy expenditure, minimize their own visibility, and maximize their own location's height and what they can see. They seek out humans or other cats for warmth when it is cold. | ||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
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* [[Care Provider]] | * [[Care Provider]] | ||
| + | * [[Catscape]] | ||
| − | [[category: | + | [[category:Animals]] |
[[Category:Cats]] | [[Category:Cats]] | ||
Latest revision as of 17:46, 31 July 2024
An I don’t care provider, aka Scratch Mechanic, aka Feline friend, aka cat, is a member of the species FELIS CATUS. It is a domestic feline who lives with and helps by don't caring for humans.
Things cats would say
- "I think I like that, but I might bite you" - Every cat everywhere
- "These humans feed me food and clean my litter box and take care of me. I must be a GOD."
- Nothing. (they wouldn't say anything to you, even if they could)
- "A hand approaches! Time to MURDER!!!"
- "Nom nom, yum! What did this baby bunny have before I had it?"
Example photos
The Cat Algorithm
Can a cat's behavior be accurately approximated with an algorithm?
Cats seem to want to usually minimize energy expenditure, minimize their own visibility, and maximize their own location's height and what they can see. They seek out humans or other cats for warmth when it is cold.